You know how people always say that timing is a bitch? Well, it really is. In some cases, too, timing is a much bigger bitch than in some – such is the case in cooking steak. Cook your 1-inch steak for 8 minutes, and you get rare; 9 minutes, you get medium rare; 10 minutes, you get medium; 14 minutes, you get well done; and any minute more than that, you have a chunk of expensive meat with which you can hit your head for being neglectful. Good timing is an important key to wonderful things – such as now. Now is the purrfect time for you to read these 31 funny jokes about cats. Coming to you in 3-2-1-meow!
1. Q: What is a cat’s favorite thing to eat on a really hot day?
A: A mice cream cone