Do you ever imagine how life would be like if there were no cats? Not that it would ever really happen, but seriously, do you catch yourself so bored with your life that you daydream these weird scenarios? Well, I do. If there were no cats, we’d probably still be looking for other creatures to look at us condescendingly when we gain a little holiday weight, put on the wrong dress, or yell the wrong answer while watching Wheel of Fortune. If there were no cats, we would have no use for litter boxes, although it could be quite cool to stash our jewelry in there and be like pirates and treasure hunters when we go get ready for fancy parties. If there were no cats, who would bring us our daily rations of mice at 3:00 in the morning? We’d most probably have to wake up really early to catch them ourselves. And there would be no midnight mating noises to rouse us from our sweet dreams. Oops, I meant feline mating noises, of course. If there were no cats, how else would we make (un)productive use of our time at work? What would be the whole sense of having Internet if there were no cats? No cat videos? No cat memes? No funny cat gifs to send to your family on Monday mornings? No tweets about cats?! Ugh, I can’t even! Thank heavens it’s just a weird scenario I created in my head! Otherwise, what would happen to tweets like these?
1. Deep down in every person’s heart, this is actual #goals.